Jesus Might Be a Telemarketer

Screen Shot 2020-09-06 at 3.05.47 PM.pngThe other day I got a phone call from a telemarketer. The guy was trying to sell me frankincense. I really didn’t want it though, so I told him I didn’t want to buy any. He probably suspected I was going to hang up, so he quickly said, “But wait, there’s myrrh!”

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