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What Came First?

What Came First the Chicken or the Egg? What these famous people might have said.

Donald Trump
I think the chicken came first, okay? It just makes sense. You need a chicken to lay an egg, right? It’s common sense, folks. And let me tell you, we’re going to make chickens great again.

Albert Einstein
“The answer, my friend, lies in the process of evolution. The egg, over countless generations, gradually transformed into what we recognize as the modern-day chicken. So, in the grand scheme of things, it was the egg that came first.”

Dr Seuss
“Oh, the question’s quite fun, a riddle, you see, Did the egg or the chick come to be?
In a world full of wonders, where whimsy takes flight, It doesn’t much matter, it’s all just delight!”

Colonel Sanders
“Well, darlin’, I reckon it’s the chicken that came first. After all, without the chicken, there’d be no finger-lickin’ good fried chicken for folks to enjoy!”

Confucius
“Seek harmony in the question, not the answer.”

Yoda
“Mmm, the egg, young one, came first it did. The cycle of life, it is. In the egg, the potential lies, for the chick to hatch and the Force to flow. A question of beginnings, it is not, but of the Force’s eternal flow, it is.”

Ann Landers
“Well, dear, it’s quite simple. The egg came first. Nature always starts with the basics.”

Paul Harvey
“And now you know the rest of the story: the egg came first, for within its fragile shell lies the promise of life, the beginning of a new chapter in the grand story of our world.”

Mark Twain
“Why, the egg, of course! It had to hatch into a chick eventually.” 

Sherlock Holmes
“Elementary, my dear Watson. The egg, as it represents the initial stage of life’s development, logically precedes the chick.”

Jim Gaffigan
Well, you see, it’s a lot like that late-night pizza dilemma. Does it matter who came first when you’re hungry?” 

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

“Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  A political perspective.

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?”