The Romantic

Red rose
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “if you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears. I love you!” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: I am on the toilet please advise.

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