An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read a book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”
Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK” she said. Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns ou a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to dicuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”
And then she went back to reading her book.
5 thoughts on “The Atheist”
thanks for the silly story that makes Christians look very fearful. I’ve commented on it here: https://clubschadenfreude.com/2019/12/03/not-so-polite-dinner-conversation-not-so-clever-as-a-theist-might-think/
You can insert any group of people. I even laugh at myself. When I was a kid it was the Polock jokes. Keep smiling I try to keep things light and happy.
Many things that I laugh about are about myself. Not trying to push anyone off a cliff. Best suggestion is don’t read stuff on the internet or watch the news and please don’t watch the Simpsons nothing is off limits with them. Life is too short for me to get offended. I am sorry if that was the case. Have beautiful December day.
Everyone is entitled to there own perspective on reality. Merry Christmas, I hope your day is filled with happiness and joy.