An old man wanted to plant a tomato garden,
but it was difficult work, and his only son,
Vincent, was in prison. The old man described
the predicament in a letter:
Looks like there will be no tomatoes
this year. I’m just too old to be digging.
I wish you were here to dig it for me.
A week later, he received a response:
Sorry I’m not there to help, but
whatever you do, don’t dig up that
garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.
Soon, FBI agents arrived and dug up the
entire area. But they couldn’t find any bodies.
They apologized and left. the next day, the
old man received another letter:
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes
now, That’s the best I could do under