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The Perfect Diet

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her
weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.  

“I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a 
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.  The next time I see 
you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 
20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my

The blonde nodded.  “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going 
to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”
“No, from skipping.”